Walter's Bio for play "Goodbye Charlie"

It seems that I have been requested to do a bio snippet for the program in the play that I am (was) in. I had to dig deep to really expose myself. Hope you enjoy.

Bio for Walter Ruskin


Walter was born in February 1972. Not only was he born in the year of the rat and under the sign of Aquarius, he is one of America’s first Test Tube Babies.

Walter’s many credits include and are not limited to:
· Ability to drink large amounts of liquid in a short period of time with amazing bladder control.
· World Traveler
· He loves his dogs and just quit his profession of Sales Manager in the Automobile business to pursue his calling of Acting and Writing.

· He has performed stand up acts in New York and San Diego and should be in a comedy club near you soon.

Reviews:
“As an up and coming artist, Walter has much to offer you. His performances range from brilliant to mentally challenged. (This may seem like a large range, which would cause one to question 'quality'...however, let us not forget that Walter performs exceedingly well, but does test poorly. Besides, his "car-guy" experience makes him a natural when it comes to acting.)”

To quote his Grandmother in Seaford Delaware, "Walter is handsome."

That should do it!

Have a great day,

Walter

March is Truly Madness

March is truly Madness.

Well here we are. So far it has been a month to remember.

The photo you see here is just outside the Staples Center. (We will get into that later, but it was also the DUB annual Wheel Show this day.)

WoW! Who would have that was possible?!

Get enough gang members together and yes, there can be a positive outcome at just such an event!

We will start with the fun stuff first

Here is Max enjoying the fun stuff in life...like chasing a ball in the ocean.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!
Max can't find a ball on land, but just add some water and he becomes a legitimate Retriever!

I have joined a comedy troupe and landed a part in a play called “Goodbye Charile”.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!
A troupe of people making funny little movies (who actually think I'm funny too) and a director who realized that no one else would be in his play casted me.

I have my headshots taken by “Rafterman” from Full Metal Jacket. If you would like to see them they are posted at http://kmh.no-ip.biz:8888/walterruskin/
Simply copy and paste in a search and you will see about 250 photos of the me.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!
That many photos of me IS possible when you spend something equivilant to the cost of a small island...

I have also joined a offical training workshop program for acting and comedy at the Harvy Lembeck Comedy School. I attented the workshop on Wednesday nights. So far I have been "The President" and "A cold water faucet". It is very demanding work. ("Drip, drip, drip.")

Some more interesting things.

Chad moved out! He has a really nice place downtown and it cost more than most third world countries.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!

We are all shocked considering how much Chad really loved living with Max and Lucky!

When Chad and I were moving him into his new place we saw this license plate.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!
Let me tell you this. It is hard to chase a Ford Mustang when you are towing a 15 foot trailer...but it's what you do for just such a photo opportunity...

My sister and nephews visited me. It seems that the boys really like jello and string cheese. Here is Grandpa (Eddie explaining "WE DON'T EAT STRING CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST!").

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!

You drink milk for breakfast right? Dairy...

String cheese is also dairy... hmm.

I helped Olson with his boat cleaning business. It seems that he had a contract to clean the carpets and upholstery of Jerry Lewis' boat.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!

Consider this... Jerry Lewis has no idea that I took one of his sheets of stationary.

It says, "Memo" and on the bottom, "Jerry Lewis". Stealing my ass, there were thousands of them...

I cleaned and painted my office! If you have been in the office in the past year, you know that this is a definite, "WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!"

This was a big step! I can now spend time in my own home. I am especially happy about this change.

I went to a Laker Game and you will never guess with who... Eddy Hooper.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!

Nothing else needs to be mentioned about his event, except...

Time heals all wounds

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Something about witness protection!

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On with the show!

This is Aunt Josie.

She is 85 and this is her birthday party.

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!

My Grandmother thought this was possible, because the ladies live a long time in my family. Now, if we see Ed at 85...that will be a huge "WoW! Who would have thought..."

It seems that my father and his girlfriend moved in together.
WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!











Peter Landsheft. Back at Pacific Nissan...
You know the line...

WoW! Who would have thought that was possible?!


Just remember, in this world....

"No one has done more with less."
Peter you are a fucking rock Star!
I mean that!

Finally…

Prayers and Our Thoughts go to…

The Jannebergs… because sometimes...

"WOW! Who would have thought that was possible!"...is not a good thing.

Knowing that you are not alone when these things happen with time will help you to later remember the good things in life...like a Rainbow!

God Bless, People!

We are up and running again!

Crazy Chain Letter...But Wishing You Luck

So We Start Out the Month with a Chain Letter... Cool

Good Luck to us all!!!

IT WORKSHope the Leprechaun dances his jig for you!I had to forward this, my mom swears it works. The day after she sent it, they got an offer on their land on the Swannee river, they haven't even seen that land since 1987. It came out of the blue. So you know that I'm going to try it.Love KimNot sure if this had anything to do with it but it was shortly after I sent this out - I got a call to say our bond was approved - against all odds.I don't know if it works but i won a new fridge full of v arious cool drinks from Beyer And Beyer last week. I do not know if it works, but I won a microwave yesterday Seems like it Hey !! Good luck to everyone! And may all your dreams come true!!---

This may sound nuts, but my husband got this the other day and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well. One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall. AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISHGood Luck!! I hope it works...May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.OK, this is what you have to do...

Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it! Now................Make A wish!!!!!! I hope you made your wish!

Now then, if you send to:1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year3 people --- 6 months5 pe ople --- 3 months6 people --- 1 month7 people --- 2 weeks 8 people --- 1 week 9 people --- 5 days 10 people --- 3 days 12 ! people - -- 2 days 15 people --- 1 day 20 people --- 3 hoursIf you delete this after you read it . you will have 1 year of bad luck! But .. if you send it 2of your friends you will automatically have 3 years of good luck!!! :-)

People who Made some bad Wishes...

Today in the paper.

I was reading and it seemed that these dudes were allegedly selling drugs.
That is a good assumption based on the fact that they had in their position 45.2 million in cash, 27,229 pounds of pot, 9512 pounds of cocaine, and 705 pounds of meth, and to keep the balance 11 pounds of heroin.

Sounds pretty bad hu? How do you explain all this?

There is no logical reason why this happened. Or is there?

If I were the Lawyer. How I would defend the case..
Using the Magic Genie Defense!

Court Room
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury
My Clients found a magic lamp, and inside was a Genie that granted them three wishes.
Now my clients are not really bright, but is it against the law to be stupid.
No, look at our own President!
So like you our young men here wished for some money. Great! Wouldn’t you?
“ A Grip of Cash Genie” = Poof The Genie Ok’d 45.2 Million

“How about a 2002 white Nissan Altima Genie?” Your wish is my command and gives them an Altima. (As seen in the above photo)

Now the Genie has kind of a mean streak in him…
The men ask for some medication for their depression.
“Genie, hey, hu, I feel a little down man, got anything for my woows!”
And then this Cruel Genie gave these young boys more smack than Scarface.
It is truly a tragedy.

So they invited some friends over to try to get rid of the wicked Genie’s dope, and before they could donate it to a local charity the cops came in and accused my innocent clients of dope dealing.

So I say to you with great conviction… “Since they did not Bogart the Shit! You must Acquit”

Jude would then say to me
“Where is the Genie”
Reply and very logical…
“After the wishes were granted the Genie Left the bottle and is living in the universe.”

Acquittal! I’m telling you guys the Genie defense always works!

See you soon and good luck making your wishes come true!

Walter