Thursday, March 1, 2007

Crazy Chain Letter...But Wishing You Luck











So We Start Out the Month with a Chain Letter... Cool
Good Luck to us all!!!

IT WORKSHope the Leprechaun dances his jig for you!I had to forward this, my mom swears it works. The day after she sent it, they got an offer on their land on the Swannee river, they haven't even seen that land since 1987. It came out of the blue. So you know that I'm going to try it.Love KimNot sure if this had anything to do with it but it was shortly after I sent this out - I got a call to say our bond was approved - against all odds.I don't know if it works but i won a new fridge full of v arious cool drinks from Beyer And Beyer last week. I do not know if it works, but I won a microwave yesterday Seems like it Hey !! Good luck to everyone! And may all your dreams come true!!---

This may sound nuts, but my husband got this the other day and sent it off. About 10 minutes later a really good financial windfall happened for his son Sean who he had sent it too as well. One of the people he sent it to was responsible for the windfall. AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISHGood Luck!! I hope it works...May there always be work for your hands to do; May your purse always hold a coin or two; May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.OK, this is what you have to do...

Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it! Now................Make A wish!!!!!! I hope you made your wish!

Now then, if you send to:1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year3 people --- 6 months5 pe ople --- 3 months6 people --- 1 month7 people --- 2 weeks 8 people --- 1 week 9 people --- 5 days 10 people --- 3 days 12 ! people - -- 2 days 15 people --- 1 day 20 people --- 3 hoursIf you delete this after you read it . you will have 1 year of bad luck! But .. if you send it 2of your friends you will automatically have 3 years of good luck!!! :-)

People who Made some bad Wishes...

Today in the paper.

I was reading and it seemed that these dudes were allegedly selling drugs.
That is a good assumption based on the fact that they had in their position 45.2 million in cash, 27,229 pounds of pot, 9512 pounds of cocaine, and 705 pounds of meth, and to keep the balance 11 pounds of heroin.

Sounds pretty bad hu? How do you explain all this?
There is no logical reason why this happened. Or is there?



If I were the Lawyer. How I would defend the case..
Using the Magic Genie Defense!

Court Room
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury
My Clients found a magic lamp, and inside was a Genie that granted them three wishes.
Now my clients are not really bright, but is it against the law to be stupid.
No, look at our own President!
So like you our young men here wished for some money. Great! Wouldn’t you?
“ A Grip of Cash Genie” = Poof The Genie Ok’d 45.2 Million

“How about a 2002 white Nissan Altima Genie?” Your wish is my command and gives them an Altima. (As seen in the above photo)

Now the Genie has kind of a mean streak in him…
The men ask for some medication for their depression.
“Genie, hey, hu, I feel a little down man, got anything for my woows!”
And then this Cruel Genie gave these young boys more smack than Scarface.
It is truly a tragedy.

So they invited some friends over to try to get rid of the wicked Genie’s dope, and before they could donate it to a local charity the cops came in and accused my innocent clients of dope dealing.

So I say to you with great conviction… “Since they did not Bogart the Shit! You must Acquit”

Jude would then say to me
“Where is the Genie”
Reply and very logical…
“After the wishes were granted the Genie Left the bottle and is living in the universe.”

Acquittal! I’m telling you guys the Genie defense always works!

See you soon and good luck making your wishes come true!

Walter

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