IT WORKSHope the Leprechaun dances his jig for you!I had to forward this, my mom swears it works. The day after she sent it, they got an offer on their land on the Swannee river, they haven't even seen that land since 1987. It came out of the blue. So you know that I'm going to try it.Love KimNot sure if this had anything to do with it but it was shortly after I sent this out - I got a call to say our bond was approved - against all odds.I don't know if it works but i won a new fridge full of v arious cool drinks from Beyer And Beyer last week. I do not know if it works, but I won a microwave yesterday Seems like it Hey !! Good luck to everyone! And may all your dreams come true!!---
People who Made some bad Wishes...
Today in the paper.
I was reading and it seemed that these dudes were allegedly selling drugs.
That is a good assumption based on the fact that they had in their position 45.2 million in cash, 27,229 pounds of pot, 9512 pounds of cocaine, and 705 pounds of meth, and to keep the balance 11 pounds of heroin.
If I were the Lawyer. How I would defend the case..
Using the Magic Genie Defense!
Court Room
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury
My Clients found a magic lamp, and inside was a Genie that granted them three wishes.
Now my clients are not really bright, but is it against the law to be stupid.
No, look at our own President!
So like you our young men here wished for some money. Great! Wouldn’t you?
“ A Grip of Cash Genie” = Poof The Genie Ok’d 45.2 Million
“How about a 2002 white Nissan Altima Genie?” Your wish is my command and gives them an Altima. (As seen in the above photo)
Now the Genie has kind of a mean streak in him…
The men ask for some medication for their depression.
“Genie, hey, hu, I feel a little down man, got anything for my woows!”
And then this Cruel Genie gave these young boys more smack than Scarface.
It is truly a tragedy.
So they invited some friends over to try to get rid of the wicked Genie’s dope, and before they could donate it to a local charity the cops came in and accused my innocent clients of dope dealing.
So I say to you with great conviction… “Since they did not Bogart the Shit! You must Acquit”
Jude would then say to me
“Where is the Genie”
Reply and very logical…
“After the wishes were granted the Genie Left the bottle and is living in the universe.”
Acquittal! I’m telling you guys the Genie defense always works!
See you soon and good luck making your wishes come true!
Walter
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