He Is With The People: Huge Blog Updates of Fun, Concern, and Direction

It is always fun to start a blog with Fun!

Here I am after Surfing the Jersey Coast. It seems that you have to be pretty intoxicated to Surf the Jersey Coast. So in celebration of that it seems that many people prefer the bold rich taste of a Heineken Board!

It really is not less filling than say the Miller Light board, but If your going to surf drunk you might as well have a high caloric board so you don't run out of energy.

This was fun as well! While at the shore there was a huge thunder storm. Not good for the surfing, but good enough to wear a wet suit.

Please explain to me why one would run while were a wet suit. Maybe it was a Linen Wet suit and he was afraid it would shrink.

Which reminds me I too bought a Linen suit in Rehobeth Beach Delaware. The home of White Linen. It is Hott with the two t's baby!

I tried to get it altered there. It seems that they wanted more then the suit to to the word. Which now leads us into Concerns..

This lady here with the Camera is my Cousin Laura. For those of you who don't remember she lives in Germany with her husband Eric. (Eric being the Blood Cousin) However, after hanging out with Laura you would think that Eric was my cousin by marriage not the other way around.

Anyway, Concern. Laura can't eat bread or she will die. I don't understand the medical mombo Jumbo, but she can eat sushi. I think it is a crazy ploy to have high quality fish. Whatever, she helped me decide that being a free lance gynecologists was really not a good career.

I also had a small Concern about the amount of Mercury this young man had in his system.

It seems that he was trying to capture fresh water in his Jug. But after watching him get drenched in more water than he was capturing into his Jug I wondered if he had some type of brain damage.

But to my relief after about 5 mins of catching only 7 drops of water. He used his brain power and just left the container on the ground in the rain and waited back under cover until it was full.
That was fun to Watch is Brain Work.

Oh I see we are back to fun. Don't Worry Direction will come soon enough and be a total buzz Kill.

Summer Fun...

Hey, a full Band playing Marching Music on the Board Walk. Now that is the fun. It involves Root Beer Floats and Salt Water Taffy.

If that is not the fun for you, they you are probably an adrenalin Junkie or just a plan old Drug Junkie. And if your a Junkie then we are back to concern..

Mom and Joe.

Well, Mom is doing better still not talking. Concern.
Joe is Concerned that she is in the Hospital too Long. Concern.

Good news and back to some fun she is scheduled to return home by mid August.

She will still be under 24 hour watch, but at least she will be home.

On my last evening in New Jersey, I barbecued Steak, Chicken and Tuna for Joe. He like it and had fun.. Now back to fun.

It's Crazy Gabe Houston's Birthday today. This being July 25th. It seems that I always forget his birthday. And today was no different. I spoke to him earlier with no mention of a birthday only he wants to go to Arrowhead this Weekend. I said I would call him Back.

I did. "No more trip to Arrowhead!" said Gabe "We go to Susie Goodharts Housewarming party on Saturday instead." Side note on the Susie. Earlier in the year Gabe sends me a link of a naked lady. With the Subject. "Is that Susie GoodHart?" The answer was no! How we all know that is not important. What is important Susie is not naked on the Internet.

Anyway, after he said "Today is my birthday!" I said now! "Yes now and every July 25th!" How about that?

Ok Direction part. Just because it is getting late and I have to make a few calls.

So anyway It is official and today was my first day "doing" business as a wholesaler! I went to the auction and saw the crazies. Boy oh Boy was that fun.

It seems to me playing chess is easier than relating to these maniacs.

On Tuesday, "Pre-Business" I went to see Ron and he gave me a number to a guy I know. It started with 666. I called.

The Hellos etc. So he says "So your Wholesaling hu Walter?"

"Well, Ya I am!"
"Well Walter I don't know what to tell you but this, Do you have the ability to rip a persons throat out without blinking?"
Maybe, I have made another vocational mistake. I have worked so hard to become a normal person. You know one who flies to Europe, Mexico, and then Hawaii. That seems pretty normal.

Look at these bumper car drivers. That is what it is like at the auction. A bunch of nervous energy trying to knock the other guys wits

Well, I don't know about that. But it is very exciting to see all the maniacs. They seemed happy to see me. Or happy that they have a new throat to rip out. Either way it is fun to see them all foaming at the mouth again.